Mountain Dew
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Down the road from me, there’s an old holler tree,
Where you lay down a dollar or two (or two).
You go ‘round the bend, and you come back again,
And there’s a jug of that Good Old Mountain Dew.

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They call it that Good Old Mountain Dew! Mountain Dew!
And them that refuse it are few (dern few),
So hush up your mouth, and fill up your jug
With that Good Old Mountain Dew.

My Uncle Mort, he is sawed off and short,
Stands about three foot two,
But you'd think he's a giant after he's had a pint
Of that Good Old Mountain Dew.

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My Uncle Bill has a still on the hill
Where he brews up a gallon or two.
The buzzards in the sky, get so drunk they can't fly
Just from sniffin’ that Good Old Mountain Dew.

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My Uncle Ed, he was short in the head,
He couldn't add two plus two,
But he's smart as a whip since he had a sip
Of that Good Old Mountain Dew.

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My Uncle Fred has a brown little shed,
Wit seats built in it for two,
But you can't get in no more cuz it's filled to the door,
With that Good Old Mountain Dew.

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My Uncle Frank was as fat as a tank,
His rear end gave us quite a view..
But he sure did lose poinds after a couple of rounds
Of that Good Old Mountain Dew.

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My Auntie Jue went and bought some perfume,
Which cost her a dollar or two.
Can you imagine her surprise when she had it analyzed,
And found it was only Good Old Mountain Dew.

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My Uncle Hank, he had a Sherman Tank,
He liked it so well he bought two.
It wouldn't run on gasoline, it wouldn't run on kerosene
It only ran on Good Old Mountain Dew.

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Old Scoutmaster Russ, ya never heard him cuss,
Not even a word or two.
But ya should have heard him swear when he's had his share
Of that Good Old Mountain Dew.

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My Uncle Doug had a nice coffee mug,
Worth about a quarter or two,
But the price sure went up when he filled his cup up
With that Good Old Mountain Dew.

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My Cousin Steve, had a pet peeve,
In fact he had quite a few,
But he'd sure let them pass after he had a glass,
Of that Good Old Mountain Dew

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My Uncle Jim was sickly and thin
He couldn't gain a pound or two,
But you should see him now, he's as fat as a cow,
After drinking that Good Old Mountain Dew

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My Uncle Mike was a cute little tyke,
With his hair that was straight and quite blue,
But his hair's curly and blonde ever since he got bombed,
After drinking that Good Old Mountain Dew

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My Uncle Luke was pretty and cute,
His clothes were shiny and new,
But his beauty did pass after he had a glass
Of that Good Old Mountain Dew

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My Uncle Ed was short in the head,
But his mommy knew just what to do,
She gave him a sock and gave him a shot,
Of that Good Old Mountain Dew

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My Uncle Brian, he was always tryin',
To make his own kind of brew,
But he gave up in dismay on that very first day,
That he tasted that Good Old Mountain Dew

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My Uncle Tim was as ugly as sin,
Of teeth, he only had two.
But he's got them all now, he's handsome - and how,
After drinking that Good Old Mountain Dew

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My Uncle Mark was as spry as a lark,
He would dance the whole night through,
But he's been flat on his can since the day he began,
Drinking that Good Old Mountain Dew

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My Uncle Ron was ashen and wan
But his nose was always bright blue,
Now he's pale as a ghost after drinking a toast,
With that Good Old Mountain Dew

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My Uncle Vic was puny and sick
The doctors thought he wouldn't pull through,
But he's healthy and hale and fat as a whale,
After drinking that Good Old Mountain Dew

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My Uncle Art, he ain’t very smart
His I - Q is just twenty two (twenty two),
But he thinks he’s a wizard, when he fills up his gizzard
With that Good Old Mountain Dew

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