Chorus
Oh.. It aint gonna rain no more no more,
It aint gonna rain no more.
How in the heck can I wash my neck,
If it aint gonna rain nor more.

A man laid down by the sewer,
And by the sewer he died.
And at the coroner's inquest,
They called it sewerside.

Chorus
Oh.. It aint gonna rain no more no more,
It aint gonna rain no more.
How in the heck can I wash my neck,
If it aint gonna rain nor more.

Frog sitting on a lily pad,
Lookin up in the sky,
Lily pad broke and the frog fell in,
Got water in his eye.

Chorus
Oh.. It aint gonna rain no more no more,
It aint gonna rain no more.
How in the heck can I wash my neck,
If it aint gonna rain nor more.

Peanut sitting on the railroad track,
Little heart a flutter.
Along came the 9:01
Toot toot, peanut butter.

Chorus
Oh.. It aint gonna rain no more no more,
It aint gonna rain no more.
How in the heck can I wash my neck,
If it aint gonna rain nor more.

Lulu had a steamboat,
The steamboat had a bell,
Lulu went to heaven,
and the steamboat went toot, toot.